say it by other ways

These are words described in wonderful definitions, I got it from e-mail, thinks it's funny and inspiring me. After all these are just for fun, Don't take it too seriously and Enjoy! :))

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either
definition of conference

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!

DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
before marriage

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on

ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before

CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read

SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!

ETC:
A sign
to make others believe
that you know
more than
you actually do

COMMITTEE:
Individuals who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together

EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes

ATOM BOMB:
An invention to bring an end
to all inventions

PHILOSOPHER:
A fool who torments himself
during life,
to be spoken of when dead

DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you
to go to hell in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip

OPPORTUNIST:
A person
who starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river

OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

PESSIMIST:
A person who says that
O is the last letter
in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter
in OPPORTUNITY

MISER:
A person who lives poor
so that he can die RICH!

FATHER:
A banker provided by nature

CRIMINAL:
A guy no different
from the other,
unless he gets caught

BOSS:
Someone who is early
when you are late
and late when you are early

DOCTOR:
A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!